meme

Stolen from Aunt Vanessa . . .


Seven things I plan to do before I die:
1. graduate
2. find a real, adult job
3. become financially independent
4. get my dissertation published as a book
5. clean my apartment
6. travel
7. retire


Seven things I can do:
1. knit (scarves, nothing fancy)
2. write (though how well might be a matter of opinion)
3. make a mean assortment of desserts
4. play the viola
5. throw a great party
6. sing a kick a$$ karaoke version of "Sweet Child o' Mine"
7. recite all the prepositions in alphabetical order (aboard, about, above, across, after, against, along, amid . . .) and two soliloquy's from MacBeth that I memorized in the 9th grade ("Is this a dagger, which I see before me? It's handle toward my hand?" ) Yes, I know. It's freakish.

Seven things I cannot do:
1. Remember where I put my keys or parked my car
2. calculus equations
3. speak any foreign languages
4. kickbox
5. play the piano
6. imagine spatial relationships
7. stay mad when someone has asked me to forgive them


Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. eyes
2. smile
3. british/irish accent
4. confidence
5. intelligence
6. taste in music
7. sense of humor


Seven things I say most often:
1. What's up?
2. Hey . . .
3. WTF?
4. yeah
5. m*therf*ucker
6. okay then
7. I have no idea.


Seven celebrity crushes:
1. kyle secor
2. matt damon
3. cillian murphy
4. chris noth
5. hugh grant
6. josh duchamel (or however you spell it)
7. jake gyllenhall